武功全废下一句回复什么?“开学武功全废欲哭无泪”,你回学校后第一件事想做什么?

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武功全废下一句回复什么?“开学武功全废欲哭无泪”,你回学校后第一件事想做什么?

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武功全废下一句回复什么原标题:“开学武功全废欲哭无泪”,你回学校后第一件事想做什么?

各位小伙伴这几天是不是都准备好/已经返校上课了?最近,段子手朱广权还神总结了一波大家的开学心情:

同学们!经过漫长假期,现在是不是语文不会,数学崩溃,生物鸡肋,物理心碎,历史没背,英语颓废,化学很醉,就体育还好,武功全废?

图源:央视新闻

这种痛直穿心肺,欲哭无泪,让你清醒认识到,时间紧迫,机会宝贵,珍惜时光,不进则退!

视频来源:央视新闻

回到阔别已久的校园,大家第一件事都想做些什么呢?不少网友纷纷表示,担心自己在宿舍里的被子、衣服、袜子……

毕竟,有的衣服已经成了精,还真的长起了蘑菇,或许哪里还能冒出各种各样的小动物……

While being absent from normal work and school life for many days, have you found strange things to be happening? Perhaps some of your clothes are overgrown with mushrooms! This may sound like a joke but it has happened in some households. Without regular wear, normal clothing can grow mold. But at some schools in China, the scene is the total opposite.

而最近,为了迎接同学们返校,不少高校的宿管叔叔阿姨也集体出动,帮助同学们解决一大顾虑:晒被子!

图源:封面新闻

几千条五颜六色的被子在十里春风中“集结”,在一起吸收阳光的味道,这场面真壮观,也特别暖~

图源:封面新闻

A series of photos showing quilts aired at some Chinese universities have gone viral on China's social media platforms including Weibo and Wechat. Quilts are being dried on balconies, playgrounds and any open spaces at the universities prior to the resumption of school.

以浙江绍兴文理学院为例,从4月初开始,学校向全校1.3万多名学生推送温馨提示,想要晒被子的,可以报名。
报上来的名单,光统计,就花了一个星期时间。
第一批的“订单”有3000多条。

图源:小央视频

The colorful quilts that had been left inside the dormitories of Shaoxing University for months were neatly spread out and covered the entire dormitory building.

The quilts were brought by students from home and had almost gone moldy but thanks to dormitory staff they are now going through a process of sun sterilization.

At the beginning of April, the school sent a message to more than 13,000 students across all majors. Those who required the service signed onto a list, which then took a whole week to be analyzed, according to Qianjiang Evening News.

The first "order" hit off more than 3,000 requests.

早上8点,虽然还未开学,绍兴文理学院的20多名宿管阿姨已准时上岗。
大家两人一组从学生宿舍里取被子,再把它们抱到太阳底下晾晒。

图源:小央视频

At 8 a.m. in the morning, over 20 dormitory staff at the university started work. In pairs, they took out quilts in each student dormitory and held them under the sun to dry.

为了防止被子晒后放错位置,阿姨们还会在每床被子上别一张小纸条,上面写有对应的宿舍幢区、寝室号、床位号等信息。
“我们得把好事办成,不能给学生添麻烦。
”宿管阿姨厉娟娣说。

图源:澎湃视频

In order to prevent the quilts from being misplaced after drying in the sun, the dorm-keepers also attached a small piece of paper to each quilt with the corresponding dormitory area, bedroom number, bed number and any additional information written on it. "We have to do good things and not cause trouble to the students," Li Juandi, one of the dormitory staff told Qianjiang Evening News.

这些天,每位宿管阿姨预计要晾晒100多床被子。
“阳光好的时候,一般一次晒3个小时,被子晒蓬松了再收走放回柜子里。
” 宿管阿姨严凤娟说。

图源:小央视频

An average of over 100 quilts has been managed by each dorm-keeper on a daily basis. "When the sun is good, it usually takes three hours for a quilt to get fluffy before being collected to put back in cabinet," a keeper named Yan Fengjuan said.

前段时间,阴雨天比较多,学校在巡查学生寝室的时候,感觉到里面空气不是很好,有股异味,于是便决定帮同学们晒被子。
“阳光续费,服务免费,学校真贴心,宿管阿姨们辛苦了!”一时间,学校宿舍QQ群里“炸”开了锅,学生们赞声一片。

图源:小央视频

The idea was sparked when the rooms inside started to smell during the routine inspections. The university decided to carry out the service free for students. This soon received universal praise.

贴心的宿管们也考虑到了宿舍里的绿植,为宿舍里的绿植浇水~

图源:小央视频

而除了晒被子、抓蟑螂、拔蘑菇之外,还有一些同学表示,开学后当然是要去学校食堂和周边餐厅好好解解馋~

也有人表示,要去见想见的人~

一些同学也表达自己新学期好好学习的决心↓↓↓

而对于不少毕业生同学来说,最想做的,就是和学校好好道个别。

据中国新闻网报道,浙江大学从4月26日起安排学生分期分批有序返校。
2020届春季毕业研究生成为本次浙江最早一批返校开学的大学生。
据悉,这批毕业生需要在4月26日至30日之间办理离校手续。

开学还不足一周就将告别校园走向下一个阶段,毕业生们表示,他们心里有遗憾,也有不舍。

图源:中新视频

许多人说,对开学的期待比以往多了许多,也正因为疫情这些日子,懂得了好时光都该被珍惜。

等到回到校园那天,做想做的事,见想见的人,吃想吃的美食吧,补充完能量后,让学习和生活都慢慢走上正轨。
在这难得重逢的新学期里一起加把油,一切都会好起来的!

▲来源:21世纪英文报;综合来源 共青团中央、CGTN、钱江晚报、央视新闻、中国新闻网、封面新闻、澎湃新闻

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